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June 24, 2019 ·
(To give you an idea of what happened last time we ventured into nature you need to read “On...
January 27, 2019 ·
A young mother once came home at 7.22 am feeling triumphant for having completed a 12 hour shift...
November 14, 2018 ·
I’m standing on the front lawn rinsing floor-mats with a hose A pizza delivery car pulls up Me: ...
November 1, 2018
Fiona (the 3rd grade victim of circumstance and neglect): Made sure the ENTIRE school office...
October 29, 2018 ·
Big F… little f…what begins with F? Feisty Fiona freaks out, fights, and forces over a chair when...
September 15, 2018 ·
Day before the party Wimpy Mom is in line at the Dollar Store to buy party supplies. School calls...
September 3, 2018 ·
Poppy (4 years old) becomes interested in handling the (flawlessly sculpted) triceps region of my...
August 18, 2018 ·
Once again the big boys go camping. (The husband and Max). The husband who usually prefers to...
August 9, 2018 ·
Because sometimes passwords and rules aren't enough Those sure better not be boogers on my door.
July 28, 2018 ·
Who’s the Boss? (Wasn’t there an 80’s sit-com called “Who’s the Boss?” What was that show about...
July 27, 2018 ·
We introduced the kids to “Phantom of the Opera” music and to enough of the movie to understand...
July 21, 2018 ·
4.15 pm Fiona (8 yrs), Poppy (4 yrs) and Nugget (6 yrs) in a LONG line to get a balloon after the...
July 21, 2018 ·
I am cleaning up the aftermath of the "Bath-time Bribes" event. I pause to tuck Nugget into bed. ...
July 21, 2018 ·
I needed to give the kids an incentive so I told them they could use my jetted tub for baths. ...
July 20, 2018 ·
Family Reunion Awards (Real Awards were given out): Max: Talent award for money panhandling...
June 19, 2018 ·
I never know what to expect when someone asks me: "Are you Max's Mom?" My first reaction is "What...
June 13, 2018 ·
A few years ago I stumbled upon the book "Squids will be squids" by Jon Scieszka. I loved it! For...
June 1, 2018 ·
I was SO MAD today. 8 year old Fiona snuck into our room AGAIN! She argued that "she knew I...
June 1, 2018 ·
I thought my document said: But I left the computer unattended for a minute, came back, posted...
May 24, 2018 ·
I received a call "Is this Mom?". A witness had reported a burglar had been found tampering in my...