Family Reunion Awards (Real Awards were given out):
Max: Talent award for money panhandling
Poppy: Talent award for best escape of adult supervision
Memorable moments:
Nugget: Cried in the line for the water slide because he wanted to go on the lazy river.
Fiona: Disappeared with cousins for hours and refused to use sunblock (because she “only gets burned when she uses it”)
Grandpa: Cut his long sleeve shirt sleeves open (lengthwise) with scissors because he was he hot.
Poppy: Stepped out of the pool looking down at her dripping swimsuit…attempts to wring out her
crotch area- Fervently denied any peeing in the pool. She was only “getting the water off”.
An Aunt entertained a crowd roaring with laughter as she narrated her first Brazilian waxing experience.
Poppy: told an Uncle that “he’s too fat” to hide behind trees.
Are your family reunions anything like this?
