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In line for a stupid balloon

For the full effect read this post before "Bath-time bribes" (It happened the same day)

· Parenting

4.15 pm

Fiona (8 yrs), Poppy (4 yrs) and Nugget (6 yrs) in a LONG line to get a balloon after the Magic Show at the library.

4.30 pm

The line hasn’t moved

4.45 pm

Nugget: Is rolling around on the floor whining that he wants to leave

Me: “Let’s just go” I say.

Poppy: “NO!” Little feet planted firmly on the ground.

4.50 pm

Me:“Let’s just go!” (Now I feel like rolling around on the floor and whining)

Poppy: Isn’t budging.

Me: (Rationalizing) I guess its good practice for her to learn to patiently wait in line…where is Fiona?

4.56 pm

Nugget: Has rolled off somewhere.

Fiona: (Spotted at the front of the line…)

Me: “Don’t you dare!… It’s not right!

Fiona: (Returning) “I was just checking out something! Mom!”

4.58 pm

Fiona: Leaves and returns again. This time placing the coveted pink puppy balloon in Poppy’s hands.

Me: (Jaw dropped) The eyes of all wronged people are on me pressing me to act. (I’m sweating in indecision).

Fiona: “It was just sitting there so he (Magician) said I could have it”

(What would you do right now?)

5.00 pm

We ran. (I know I’m going to hell).

Out of the library as fast as we could

Me: book, bag in one arm...Poppy’s hand in the other (her puppy ballon bobbing behind her).

Nugget: Trailing behind chewing on his shirt

Fiona: Smug thinking she had fooled me.

Someone asked “Why are we running Mom?”

Do you ever “run away from your problems”?

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