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I’m standing on the front lawn rinsing floor-mats with a hose
A pizza delivery car pulls up
Me: (Thinking he must have the wrong house)
My front door opens
Max: “Oh that’s for me, right here!”
Cash in hand
Pays the pizza boy
Takes the box
Goes back into the house.
Me: Processing what I just saw, garden hose still in hand, absent mindedly watering the pavement.
