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(Making small talk as we drive around).
Me(curious): "Kids what do you think would happen if we drove up that long driveway over there?"
Max: "They would come out and yelling HEY you OLD lady and kids...GET out of here!"
Me: "Now wait a minute... Why would they say OLD lady?
Max: "Cause people are mean"
Me: "but I'm not old"
Max: "yeah but people are mean"
(Making small talk as we drive around).