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NOTICE OF CITATION
By order of the Sheriff of Snottingham in association with the Room Fairy, we inform you that your Lego's have been confiscated.
This means that they are:
Safe
Put away
You will not have access to them
To regain control of your property (aka the Legos) you must respond to this letter within 5 days. Your letter must include (In good handwriting)
Your name
Your address
Today's date
What you will do to regain control of your property (Legos)
Failure to respond to this citation could result in further citations and additional property confiscated.
Sincerely,
The Good Sheriff of Snottingham
John Snottingham