Dear God,
I am SO sorry for all the people I judged, including those who:
1. Had dried French fries and burger buns all over their car
2. Let their youngest be bratty and wear princess costumes to bed
3. Remembered in the afternoon they forgot to shower
4. Did not religiously do their hair and make up
5. House smells like the trash needs to be taken out
6. Kids bathroom reminds you of the ones across the Mexican border
7. Smudges on floors
8. Fast food for dinner
9. Let daughter go to school with matted hair for 4 days to avoid confrontation
10. kids regularly late to school
11. Every room has a wall with a scribble on it
12. Said "fine, forget homework"
13. Kitchen table doesn't get cleared off till the next mealtime
14. Run out of milk or only have expired milk
15. Let their kids eat cereal whenever they want. Yes the nasty sugar kind
16. Let their kids talk back to them in public
17. Bribe a child with a cookie to get through the grocery store
18. Tell the older kids to just please give the little one anything she wants so she won't cry
19. Let kids watch too much TV
20. Did not immediately clean up messes and spills
21. Who do not remember to always shave their legs
22. Who take from 2012-2015 to finish a small simple art project
23. People who don't care what their kids wear
24. Who have boogers on their walls
25. Who have a whiner
26. Have a maid come every other week and the place is still a dump
27. Giving up on ever seeing the floor of your kids rooms
28. Who talk about their kids constantly
Dear God, I have seen the error of my ways. I won't judge anymore so please can I have some of these burdens lifted I would be most grateful.
Amen.
